Pansexual autobiography

There's a terrible risk of seeming shameless in pointing to old entries. As I become virtually acquainted with folks I like to share a bit about myself. But I've already written much of my biography. On the off chance some of my new online friends will find them of interest (eyes fall downward in an effort at charming self-deprecation) I thought I'd post a pointer to a few:

How many gay men really wish they were straight when the first discover their sexuality? I hope you were gratified at your own self-discovery. Me, I was so tickled pink I had to shout Oh boy! Oh joy! I'm gay!

Since I left my hometown it has become part of the art school racket and a tourist trap. I haven't been there in over twenty years and will never see it again. On and off I've tried to sort out my feelings about Those Genteel Folk in Savannah, GA.

I loved my mother but not my other parent: My daddy was a bastard .

Eventually I helped my father discover Jesus Christ as his own personal savior. No I'm not kidding. You see I got saved!

Naturally I grew out of that nonsense in short order. No wonder I turned to sin and got Busted for a phone prank.

Childishness aside I was young, naïve and wanted to be a force for good in the community. This gay newspaper is long gone and forgotten but for about a year I worked for The Atlanta Barb.

I took a trip down to Fort Lauderdale hoping to get more Florida advertisers for the paper. I made the acquaintance of one of those entrepreneurs who peddle flesh. Soon thereafter I was offering Appetizing young love for sale .

This overwritten page is probably the thing I'm happiest to have written. After dozens of false starts I was finally able to bring together my feelings about the gay guys who - wrong-headedly I'll admit - evoke an idealized eroticism: Nelly gay guys (and the history of my love for them).

Guys who were dresses have never played an important role in my life. The revelation came too late. But this broadening of my own sexuality was an important part of what I'll with drippy pomposity call my personal growth. Very long, click only if you really are interested. Gay transvestites (learning to appreciate their beauty) .

This list wouldn't be complete without my personal definition of Pansexual.

At least I managed to keep this list down to ten.